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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:24:04 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Blog Posts</title><link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:54:24 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-AU</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>'The Lonely Island - Boombox' Video!</title><category>Music</category><category>Video</category><category>andy</category><category>boat</category><category>boombox</category><category>casablancas</category><category>incredibad</category><category>island</category><category>jizz</category><category>julian</category><category>lonely</category><category>music</category><category>pants</category><category>samberg</category><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:37:33 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/3/15/the-lonely-island-boombox-video.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">367125:3940794:7010905</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/post-images/tli.boombox.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268574642866" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Yo! What's Crackin!? So from the boys who brought you 'Jizz in my Pants' &amp; 'I'm on a Boat', The Lonely Island troop have a new video called 'Boombox' ft Julian Casablancas.</p>
<p>To be honest i'm not 100% sure when this video was actually made (Since the track is off there album INCREDIBAD&nbsp;which came out some time ago), but they've only just uploaded it onto there <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/thelonelyisland" target="_blank">You Tube channel</a>.</p>
<p>Check it out!,&nbsp;Later Days!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8yvEYKRF5IA&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8yvEYKRF5IA&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-7010905.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Effin Awesome New Iron Man 2 Trailer (09MAR10)</title><category>Picture</category><category>Video</category><category>iron man 2</category><category>new</category><category>scarlett johansson</category><category>tony stark</category><category>trailer</category><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:11:17 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/3/9/effin-awesome-new-iron-man-2-trailer-09mar10.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">367125:3940794:6949416</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Yo Ya'll! Brand new 'Iron Man 2' Trailer, NOW!. Screw my stupid website! GO NOOOOOW! click click click any of the images below to go see the trailer!</p>
<p>Scarlett Johansson by the way.... NICE!</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/ironman/" target="_blank"><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/photos/Screen shot 2010-03-09 at 11.06.47 AM.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268094215964" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/ironman/" target="_blank"><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/photos/Screen%20shot%202010-03-09%20at%2011.08.28%20AM.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268094375855" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/ironman/" target="_blank"><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/photos/Screen shot 2010-03-09 at 11.09.24 AM.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268094360695" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-6949416.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Hot chick KO's herself with scarf on swing, Plus bonus scarf video!</title><category>Video</category><category>beach</category><category>caught</category><category>chick</category><category>fail</category><category>fly open</category><category>hot</category><category>kassemg</category><category>ko</category><category>lol</category><category>neck</category><category>scarf</category><category>swing</category><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:45:25 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/24/hot-chick-kos-herself-with-scarf-on-swing-plus-bonus-scarf-v.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">367125:3940794:6806290</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/post-images/scarf.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266959359963" alt="" /></span></span>I have two scarf videos! thats right scarf, as in the wrap it around your neck to look cute if you're a chick and to look like a douche when you're a dude. Really though I kid, scarf's are fine.</p>
<p>Anyways! the first video is of some hawtness chick K.O'n herself on a swing since her scarf gets caught in the chain (A "fail" you might say!). That mark she gets on her neck though is brutal!, To be brutally honest though I'd hit that! she was mega cute n sexy!</p>
<p>Second video is an awkward moment from <a href="http://youtube.com/kassemg">KassemG</a>. If you've never seen his videos, go check him out over at youtube. I love his california on videos!</p>
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<p><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9-oM7Xycnwg&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9-oM7Xycnwg&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-6806290.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>YouTube's AlyxRnG Speaks for Australia</title><category>ACMA</category><category>AlyxRnG</category><category>Article</category><category>DDoS</category><category>Picture</category><category>Video</category><category>anonymous</category><category>attack</category><category>australia</category><category>censorship</category><category>government</category><category>operation titstorm</category><category>youtube</category><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 11:56:09 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/13/youtubes-alyxrng-speaks-for-australia.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">367125:3940794:6672313</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/photos/postcard.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266062381414" alt="" /></span></span>The beautiful internet trolling AlyxRnG has done an awesome piece on Anonymous's DDoS attack titled 'Operation Titstorm', which took place on the 10th February 2010. The attack targeted at Australia's governments web servers was obviously invoked due to Australia's ridiculous internet censorship laws.</p>
<p>More behind the title of the attack though (to my understanding) is that one ridiculous condition to enter the Australian Communications and Media Authority's ban list is that if a form of media contains a female with 'small breasts' in a pornographic scenario, it'll be band! WTF is that about!</p>
<p>But I won't explain it all. Please watch AlyxRnG's video below (she covers it better then I ever could without making a video), but while you're at it please subscribe to her and share her video around so all can be aware!</p>
<p>Good times and Later Dayz!</p>
<p>-Scott</p>
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<p>On that note I did take a fancy to the Megan Fox - Motorola ad where she snaps a photo off of herself nude in the tub! "SICK AS!" if you haven't seen it check it out below.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Effin hawtness! But one thing I noticed was the close up of the phone was someone else's hand. A quick google up turned a few bloggers and news articles pointing out the same fact!</p>
<p>The thing that gives this away is that most people are aware of Megan Fox's unfortunate thumb proportion. Unfortunate or not, it'd take a lot more then a trivial thumb size for me to pass on an opportunity with the beautiful Miss Fox!</p>
<p>At the end of the day I had only found it interesting that Motorola went as far as substituting her hand! WE WERE TRYING TO SEE HER NAKED BODY!!! not her freaking hand! or what ever it was they were selling....</p>
<p>I shooopped together some comparison for you all anyways.</p>
<p>Later Days!</p>
<p>-Scott</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/thumb1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265721645331" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 650px;">Megan being Hawt in the tub... Thats her thumb!</span></span><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/thumb2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265721815018" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 650px;">They call them fingers... But when do they fing?!? But seriously, that ain't her hand!</span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-6623408.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Taylor Swift can see Lady GaGa's iPad</title><category>Blog</category><category>canadian</category><category>gaga</category><category>grammys</category><category>ipad</category><category>ipoo</category><category>lady</category><category>milk</category><category>swift</category><category>taylor</category><category>tikibartv</category><category>zelda</category><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:44:33 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/4/taylor-swift-can-see-lady-gagas-ipad.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">367125:3940794:6544516</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/post-images/Screen shot 2010-02-04 at 12.41.34 AM.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265205187987" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 165px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/post-images/Miley%20Cyrus-Mutex%208.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265206150975" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 165px;">My Perfect 3!</span></span>Decided to lay down something/anything. Ended up nicely considering we managed to trim 20mins down to 7mins.<br /><br />We've got Lady GaGa, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, iPads to iPoos and Canadian Milk! Effin yeeeeeah!<br /><br />For Lady GaGa's V jay jay go to&nbsp;<a title="http://phillyd.tv" dir="ltr" rel="nofollow" href="http://phillyd.tv/" target="_blank">http://phillyd.tv</a></p>
<p>REMEMBER THE 3xS: Shit, Shower, Shave</p>
<p>THEN! Please Rate, Comment and Subscribe ;)</p>
<p>Later Dayz!</p>
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<p>In reality of the video though, 10:20am is way worse for me because my shifts actually start at 05:00am (bawlz!)</p>
<p>How renowned are you for sleeping in?&nbsp;</p>
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<div style="padding: 5px 0; text-align: center; width: 480px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-6544356.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Ooooh Japanese Folk... The things they're into :p</title><category>Music</category><category>Video</category><category>anime</category><category>beckii</category><category>cruel</category><category>dance</category><category>jailbait</category><category>japan</category><category>junior idol</category><category>manga</category><category>pop music</category><category>xbextahx</category><category>youtube</category><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 06:39:08 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/1/14/ooooh-japanese-folk-the-things-theyre-into-p.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">367125:3940794:6320246</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/post-images/xbextahx copy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1263459718233" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 640px;">No touching the Miss Cruel</span></span>Yo sippy!,&nbsp;I'm always fascinated with what the Japanese are into. Be it robots, toilets or vending machines.</p>
<p>On this occasion though i've found a doozy! a mega cute doozy! Her name is Beckii Cruel, (AKA xbextahx).</p>
<p>Now! she's only 14 so PURE THOUGHTS ONLY! or i'll smack ya! Just admire what she does :p Nevertheless her success in popularity in and throughout Japan is amazing for a young teenage girl out of the Isle of Man and all she does is dance in her bedroom to crazy Japanese pop songs requested by fans!</p>
<p>I've attached a 3rd party clip from one of her promo junkets. But you can find and follow her mainly through these;</p>
<p><strong>-Youtube:</strong> <a title="http://youtube.com/xbextahx" href="http://youtube.com/xbextahx" target="_blank">http://youtube.com/xbextahx</a></p>
<p><strong>-Twitter:</strong> <a title="http://twitter.com/BeckiiCruel" href="http://twitter.com/BeckiiCruel" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/BeckiiCruel</a></p>
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<p>This by far is one of the sexiest videos on youtube &nbsp;;)</p>
<p>Enjoy!</p>
<h2>Armand Van Helden - Shake That Ass</h2>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uoZ2TIBupPs&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uoZ2TIBupPs&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-6296050.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>IM BACK!!! AND I BRING CRACK!!! in the form of Jersey Boys</title><category>Blog</category><category>Picture</category><category>bag</category><category>boy</category><category>cera</category><category>douche</category><category>douchebag</category><category>jersey</category><category>michael</category><category>mtv</category><category>shore</category><category>tan in a can</category><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 14:27:23 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/1/12/im-back-and-i-bring-crack-in-the-form-of-jersey-boys.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">367125:3940794:6291149</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Sorry I slipped into the ether boys and girls. Jason and I have been flat stick with personal projects. I've been working some video projects, while Jason has struggled to keep (but lose) Australia's biggest Facebook group 'I'm awesome cause I live in Australia'. This is due to some stupid Terms and Conditions we accidentally breached. **BALLZ**</p>
<p>Anyways HAPPY NEW YEAR! its time to reset on a new foot. We'll be bringing you all the sexy/funny/hilarious pieces from around the net. Right now Michael "Jersey Boy" Cera! Supposedly this is a MTV bit for Jersey Shore.</p>
<p>Anyways LOVE MY GRAMMAR!</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/post-images/mcerajb.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1263220765004" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 600px;">C(era) to B(adass)... siiiiiICK!</span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-6291149.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>