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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:37:54 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/"><rss:title>Blog Posts</rss:title><rss:link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-AU</dc:language><dc:date>2010-03-12T17:37:54Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/3/9/effin-awesome-new-iron-man-2-trailer-09mar10.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/24/hot-chick-kos-herself-with-scarf-on-swing-plus-bonus-scarf-v.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/13/youtubes-alyxrng-speaks-for-australia.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/10/megan-fox-hands-down-fake-stand-in-hand.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/4/taylor-swift-can-see-lady-gagas-ipad.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/4/story-of-my-loling-life.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/1/14/ooooh-japanese-folk-the-things-theyre-into-p.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/1/12/sexy-ass-literally-ut00bz-video-shake-that-ass.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/1/12/im-back-and-i-bring-crack-in-the-form-of-jersey-boys.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2009/7/31/haha-she-isnt-going-to-like-this-one.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/3/9/effin-awesome-new-iron-man-2-trailer-09mar10.html"><rss:title>Effin Awesome New Iron Man 2 Trailer (09MAR10)</rss:title><rss:link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/3/9/effin-awesome-new-iron-man-2-trailer-09mar10.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-09T00:11:17Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Picture Video iron man 2 new scarlett johansson tony stark trailer</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yo Ya'll! Brand new 'Iron Man 2' Trailer, NOW!. Screw my stupid website! GO NOOOOOW! click click click any of the images below to go see the trailer!</p>
<p>Scarlett Johansson by the way.... NICE!</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/ironman/" target="_blank"><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/photos/Screen shot 2010-03-09 at 11.06.47 AM.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268094215964" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>
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<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/ironman/" target="_blank"><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/photos/Screen shot 2010-03-09 at 11.09.24 AM.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268094360695" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/24/hot-chick-kos-herself-with-scarf-on-swing-plus-bonus-scarf-v.html"><rss:title>Hot chick KO's herself with scarf on swing, Plus bonus scarf video!</rss:title><rss:link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/24/hot-chick-kos-herself-with-scarf-on-swing-plus-bonus-scarf-v.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-23T20:45:25Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Video beach caught chick fail fly open hot kassemg ko lol neck scarf swing</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/post-images/scarf.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266959359963" alt="" /></span></span>I have two scarf videos! thats right scarf, as in the wrap it around your neck to look cute if you're a chick and to look like a douche when you're a dude. Really though I kid, scarf's are fine.</p>
<p>Anyways! the first video is of some hawtness chick K.O'n herself on a swing since her scarf gets caught in the chain (A "fail" you might say!). That mark she gets on her neck though is brutal!, To be brutally honest though I'd hit that! she was mega cute n sexy!</p>
<p>Second video is an awkward moment from <a href="http://youtube.com/kassemg">KassemG</a>. If you've never seen his videos, go check him out over at youtube. I love his california on videos!</p>
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<p><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9-oM7Xycnwg&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9-oM7Xycnwg&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/13/youtubes-alyxrng-speaks-for-australia.html"><rss:title>YouTube's AlyxRnG Speaks for Australia</rss:title><rss:link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/13/youtubes-alyxrng-speaks-for-australia.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-13T11:56:09Z</dc:date><dc:subject>ACMA AlyxRnG Article DDoS Picture Video anonymous attack australia censorship government operation titstorm youtube</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/photos/postcard.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266062381414" alt="" /></span></span>The beautiful internet trolling AlyxRnG has done an awesome piece on Anonymous's DDoS attack titled 'Operation Titstorm', which took place on the 10th February 2010. The attack targeted at Australia's governments web servers was obviously invoked due to Australia's ridiculous internet censorship laws.</p>
<p>More behind the title of the attack though (to my understanding) is that one ridiculous condition to enter the Australian Communications and Media Authority's ban list is that if a form of media contains a female with 'small breasts' in a pornographic scenario, it'll be band! WTF is that about!</p>
<p>But I won't explain it all. Please watch AlyxRnG's video below (she covers it better then I ever could without making a video), but while you're at it please subscribe to her and share her video around so all can be aware!</p>
<p>Good times and Later Dayz!</p>
<p>-Scott</p>
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<p>On that note I did take a fancy to the Megan Fox - Motorola ad where she snaps a photo off of herself nude in the tub! "SICK AS!" if you haven't seen it check it out below.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Effin hawtness! But one thing I noticed was the close up of the phone was someone else's hand. A quick google up turned a few bloggers and news articles pointing out the same fact!</p>
<p>The thing that gives this away is that most people are aware of Megan Fox's unfortunate thumb proportion. Unfortunate or not, it'd take a lot more then a trivial thumb size for me to pass on an opportunity with the beautiful Miss Fox!</p>
<p>At the end of the day I had only found it interesting that Motorola went as far as substituting her hand! WE WERE TRYING TO SEE HER NAKED BODY!!! not her freaking hand! or what ever it was they were selling....</p>
<p>I shooopped together some comparison for you all anyways.</p>
<p>Later Days!</p>
<p>-Scott</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/thumb1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265721645331" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 650px;">Megan being Hawt in the tub... Thats her thumb!</span></span><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/thumb2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265721815018" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 650px;">They call them fingers... But when do they fing?!? But seriously, that ain't her hand!</span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/4/taylor-swift-can-see-lady-gagas-ipad.html"><rss:title>Taylor Swift can see Lady GaGa's iPad</rss:title><rss:link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/4/taylor-swift-can-see-lady-gagas-ipad.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-03T13:44:33Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Blog canadian gaga grammys ipad ipoo lady milk swift taylor tikibartv zelda</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/post-images/Screen shot 2010-02-04 at 12.41.34 AM.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265205187987" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 165px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/post-images/Miley%20Cyrus-Mutex%208.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265206150975" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 165px;">My Perfect 3!</span></span>Decided to lay down something/anything. Ended up nicely considering we managed to trim 20mins down to 7mins.<br /><br />We've got Lady GaGa, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, iPads to iPoos and Canadian Milk! Effin yeeeeeah!<br /><br />For Lady GaGa's V jay jay go to&nbsp;<a title="http://phillyd.tv" dir="ltr" rel="nofollow" href="http://phillyd.tv/" target="_blank">http://phillyd.tv</a></p>
<p>REMEMBER THE 3xS: Shit, Shower, Shave</p>
<p>THEN! Please Rate, Comment and Subscribe ;)</p>
<p>Later Dayz!</p>
<p><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7n94N5nqKhk&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7n94N5nqKhk&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/4/story-of-my-loling-life.html"><rss:title>Story of my lol'ing life</rss:title><rss:link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/2/4/story-of-my-loling-life.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-03T13:09:11Z</dc:date><dc:subject>5secondfilms Video collegehumor sleep</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/post-images/4181_102847691720_539461720_2273655_5709718_n.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265203050129" alt="" /></span></span>This story of my lol'n life, found on collegehumor.com. Mustard sourced fromz here! <a href="http://5secondfilms.com/">http://5secondfilms.com</a>&nbsp;left me pissing myself.</p>
<p>In reality of the video though, 10:20am is way worse for me because my shifts actually start at 05:00am (bawlz!)</p>
<p>How renowned are you for sleeping in?&nbsp;</p>
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<div style="padding: 5px 0; text-align: center; width: 480px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/1/14/ooooh-japanese-folk-the-things-theyre-into-p.html"><rss:title>Ooooh Japanese Folk... The things they're into :p</rss:title><rss:link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/1/14/ooooh-japanese-folk-the-things-theyre-into-p.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-14T06:39:08Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Music Video anime beckii cruel dance jailbait japan junior idol manga pop music xbextahx youtube</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/post-images/xbextahx copy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1263459718233" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 640px;">No touching the Miss Cruel</span></span>Yo sippy!,&nbsp;I'm always fascinated with what the Japanese are into. Be it robots, toilets or vending machines.</p>
<p>On this occasion though i've found a doozy! a mega cute doozy! Her name is Beckii Cruel, (AKA xbextahx).</p>
<p>Now! she's only 14 so PURE THOUGHTS ONLY! or i'll smack ya! Just admire what she does :p Nevertheless her success in popularity in and throughout Japan is amazing for a young teenage girl out of the Isle of Man and all she does is dance in her bedroom to crazy Japanese pop songs requested by fans!</p>
<p>I've attached a 3rd party clip from one of her promo junkets. But you can find and follow her mainly through these;</p>
<p><strong>-Youtube:</strong> <a title="http://youtube.com/xbextahx" href="http://youtube.com/xbextahx" target="_blank">http://youtube.com/xbextahx</a></p>
<p><strong>-Twitter:</strong> <a title="http://twitter.com/BeckiiCruel" href="http://twitter.com/BeckiiCruel" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/BeckiiCruel</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bWCJFk6tiTU&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bWCJFk6tiTU&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/1/12/sexy-ass-literally-ut00bz-video-shake-that-ass.html"><rss:title>Sexy Ass (Literally) uT00Bz Video! - "Shake That Ass"</rss:title><rss:link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/1/12/sexy-ass-literally-ut00bz-video-shake-that-ass.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-11T15:02:25Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Music Video armand ass bum butt dance fap girls hot pants lingerie sexy shake van</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 70px;" src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/post-images/asshat.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1263249808550" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 70px;">Anyone care for a 'Ass Hat'?</span></span>Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeap, So I said i'd bring you something sexy, Sooo "FOOOK YEAH!".</p>
<p>This by far is one of the sexiest videos on youtube &nbsp;;)</p>
<p>Enjoy!</p>
<h2>Armand Van Helden - Shake That Ass</h2>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uoZ2TIBupPs&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uoZ2TIBupPs&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/1/12/im-back-and-i-bring-crack-in-the-form-of-jersey-boys.html"><rss:title>IM BACK!!! AND I BRING CRACK!!! in the form of Jersey Boys</rss:title><rss:link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2010/1/12/im-back-and-i-bring-crack-in-the-form-of-jersey-boys.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-11T14:27:23Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Blog Picture bag boy cera douche douchebag jersey michael mtv shore tan in a can</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry I slipped into the ether boys and girls. Jason and I have been flat stick with personal projects. I've been working some video projects, while Jason has struggled to keep (but lose) Australia's biggest Facebook group 'I'm awesome cause I live in Australia'. This is due to some stupid Terms and Conditions we accidentally breached. **BALLZ**</p>
<p>Anyways HAPPY NEW YEAR! its time to reset on a new foot. We'll be bringing you all the sexy/funny/hilarious pieces from around the net. Right now Michael "Jersey Boy" Cera! Supposedly this is a MTV bit for Jersey Shore.</p>
<p>Anyways LOVE MY GRAMMAR!</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/post-images/mcerajb.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1263220765004" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 600px;">C(era) to B(adass)... siiiiiICK!</span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2009/7/31/haha-she-isnt-going-to-like-this-one.html"><rss:title>HAHA She isn't going to like this one!</rss:title><rss:link>http://ctrlalttv.com/blog/2009/7/31/haha-she-isnt-going-to-like-this-one.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Lewis</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-07-31T01:07:41Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Picture drawing fat girl lol portrait</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Short and sweet... Well she short and likes her sweets!. She isn't going to like this one! I thought they were supposed to enhance characteristics, not play them down? (Sourced by <a href="http://digg.com/d3z26k" target="_blank">Digg.com</a>)</p>
<p><span class="full-image-inline ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://ctrlalttv.com/storage/gonnabepissed1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1249002633920" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 640px;">BWaah hahaha</span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>